Homestuck CSS Test

hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today

i got a little monsters poster, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, the applejuice scene was so funny.

oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened container of apple juice in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here

ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen a movie called little monsters starring howie mandel and fred savage?

but

the seal is on

are you suggesting someone put piss in my apple juice at the factory

all im saying is don't you think monster howie mandel has the power to do something as simple as reseal a bottle?

try using your brain numbnuts.

why did the fat kid or whoever drank it know what piss tasted like

i mean his reaction was nigh instantaneous

it was that 15th day in a row howie mandel peed in is juice.

ok i can accept that

monster B-list celebrity douchebags are cunning and persistent pranksters

also fred savage has a really punchable face

but who cares about this let's stop talking about it

did you get the beta yet

no.

did you?

man i got two copies already

but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring

did you see how it got slammed in game bro????

game bro is a joke and we both know it.

yeah

why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now

alright.

is it there

plz say yes

maybe you can play with TT shes been pestering me all day about it

shes mackin on me so hard all the time i start to feel embarrassed for her

i mean not that i can blame her or anything

yes, it is understandable because you are really attractive. i am attracted to you.

thank you

jk haha.

no, i don't have it yet.

my dad has the main and i guess i have to go get it from him and see if it's there.

and i've been busy spending all afternoon shitting around with my stupid sylladex.

it's so frustrating.

whats your modus

what?

how do you retrieve artifacts from it

oh. like one at a time i guess. and if i put too much in, something falls out.

stack? hahahahahaha

what is yours?

hash map

my bro taught me a few tricks he basically knows everything and is awesome

what the hell is that?

you should probably brush up on your data structures

i guess.

did you at least allocate your strife specibus

no.

it could free up a card for you

plus let you attack stuff whenever things get too hot to handle

which is never

what have you got

well, i've got a hammer but it's trapped under some arms.

wow you really suck at this dont you

just get rid of the arms and then allocate the hammer to the specibus

how?

i dont know just use the arms on any old thing and see if it works

ok, i did it.

hammerkind?

yeah.

ok that will be the permanent allocation for your specibus

i guess i should have mentioned that

uh...

hope you like hammers dude!

yes, that's fine i guess. i can't imagine it's going to be all that relevant.